

But hey im not complaining keep the sun coming. About a month ago it was negative temperatures now we are well into the 20s. Scotland is truly the best country ever when its hot but it really is the biggest pile of stinking shit when its cold. It hit a good 32 degrees today, love it when its hot. So yess getting to my point what a day it was today. Im raging its totally put me of The Killers :( They believe that men are purest from of life and women are like dogs LOL and that men should have as many wives as they like. Basically they are a religious group who believe that Jesus came to America. If you dont know what a Mormon is i will explain. Im just watching Jonathan Ross on channel 4 and the lead man from the Killers is on. Next year im taking (Hopefully due to exam results) Higher Maths, Human Biology, History, English and P.E. 4 th year exams were bad enough imagine highers. I have like 12 different textbooks that i will never use again, Sooo pointless. Probably because its another excuse not to revise. Its official im now addicted to this blog stuff. Well ive balanced the two arguments together and decided that both Dingwall Academys are equally shit and that if you have any sense you will send your kids to private school or in desperation Fortrose LOL In fact send them to St.Clements they will probably get a better education. Otherwise you would just go to the canteen. Whole point about tuck is that it is meant to be away from the Canteen. The new tuck ? Its a joke ! Not only is the food unbearably shite it is right beside the canteen ? DUHHHHH. And finally perhaps the most stupid mistake in human history. Soo there is like 1000 pupils stuck in one cramped space ? Good1. During break you have to be in the social area. Anyway another thing which i horribly annoying is the social areas. I would say it is as bad as a Grannie getting her fanny waxed ? Cant get that out of your head now can you. Every time i hear it i die slightly inside seriously its pure cringe worthy. Please dont get me going about that SHITE PIECE OF SHIT recorded bell that is played through the tannoy. As scabby as the old school was at least we could all fit in it. First it cost a fucking bomb ! Like was it such and such million pounds for a schoool that it too small. Then eventually Ali or Juby drop kicked it in and the dream was over. I spent me entire first year trying to break that door down. There was a boys toilet there that got boarded up because it broke and was soo scabby that Bernard wouldn't even live in it. And finally any1 remember Maths corridor ? Ahh i have to admit it was amazing. So by going into the scoobie pit that made you gay ? Therefore if you walk down the same street and Allan Carr passes you, your GAY! Wellll goood logic. All the first years used to throw each others bags in and piss there pants. The idea that apparently some guy called Scoobie bummed his friend in it when they were drunk once was soo funny. Thing i miss most about the old school was the scoobie pit.
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Joc who would leave the stupid fucking windows open. Anyone remember how shite the science huts used to be ? In winter you would spend the whole period with stiff nips because the shitty heaters were always broken !! Then you would get teachers like Doc. Starting off with the old where do i start. Therefore i was thinking, since i have been to both of the schools, Old and New, and have spent roughly about the same amount of time in both. Now this is not a Blog slagging Dingwall Academy because being brutally honest every1 hates it in some way or another so me writing about how crap it is would just be boring and un-original. See Joshua Naked (Seriously its happening)ĭue to me living in Muir Of Ord and my parents being absolute pricks and not putting me to a private school i have had the miss fortune of having to spend 6 years of my school life in Dingwall Academy.

But im not complaing, the more festivals the better. It really will be a huge step down from Rockness i have to say. Tbh if im drunk i will dance to anything. The Editors go from being really shit one song to being decent at others and i think The Feeling are normally good live :) Ano the music is not the best, it could be worse ? Noah and Whale have a few good tunes. Im totally hyped for Belladrum this year. See if its shite weather i will be monumentally pissed off. Lying in, Hot weather, Girls in Bikinis, No School, Homework, Party's and holidays. Well was my last proper day of school until the summer.
